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Okay Playboy. So by whatever devices, you have somehow scored yourself a Free, and you are King Coochie Cutter. With a Free on your arm, you now possess all the benefits and privileges of securing yourself a freshly glazed ham. You grin from ear to ear proudly as you trail behind her in her Meagan Good pants, you grin from ear to ear whenever you reach into your pocket for your house keys, and everyone in the neighborhood, men and women, want to whup your grinnin a$ for shinin on 'em wit sumthin so hott. Oh yeah, Free likes it when you rub her butt too. Life is sweet.

But some of us here at wedontgiveawhat.com know the 'enhancements' that commitment can add to the love of your life. The security of your unconditional love, all those dinners and ice cream, and your general sukka4luvness has added so much 'more' to your relationship.

Now the snitches over at bossip managed to catch Free slippin, but we're still gonna give Free a pass because she likes it when you rub her butt. Free was clearly in the club, and I'm figuring that the erosion of facepaint combined with enough shots of Patron are enough to knock off a few points off any girl. Yeah.

But this does beg the question, what happens to you when your shorty starts fallin off? You can't stop the rain from falling, but before all you saviors get all sukka4luv on us, think about what would happen if you suddenly started losing all your cake and she was sitting down discussing the issue with her girls. Please believe that your floppage would be placed under full review as well.

Anyways, be honest with us, what do you do? Tuff it out? Talk it out? Jumpoff? All three? We already know the answer, but we also know that you think that you do. So go ahead and enlighten us.

I opened up a St Ides Fortune Cookie Today and it read

Well welcome to the new millennia of butt worship. And yes I attend this church every week and leave larger donations.hmmmmm.I guess it is clear who is winning in the epic battle of big butts vs big breast(she is not a good example because she has both).

Now if you don't know who Cuban Lust is than you most likely a big sucker 4 luv. I say
this because you probably know who Miley Cirus is but not Cuban lust. That's OK because now you are informed. No harm done. Right?

There has been a controversy over some of Cuban Lust's pictures. Seems like the graphic designer lost control of his photoshop, and cover up all of her "imperfections".

Now like Sara Palin I found the above video more pleasurable to watch with the sound muted. I'm sure anything she had to say would only dampen the experience.
I made my decision(I'm sure you know the answer) so the only real question is "DO YOU SUPPORT THAT?????"

One of our most visible glazed hams, Rihanna, was most recently caught giving her lovely javiers a little breather out in Vegas. Now a lot of people get riled up over Riri, but before you wile out, consider this: Where was she? Vegas!!! Vegas baby! Vegas! Repeat: Vegas nicca! Vegas! Have you muthasukkas ever been to Vegas? Vegas is so wild that I can't even believe it's still allowed. It's the one place where if Rihanna walked by me straight topless, I might not even notice, cuz my cockey would be so sore from the all the random beats, that I could walk on by and just say, "RiRi you mind buttoning that up? The pump hurts right now when it gets hard; so I'm tryna keep it cool till Body English opens tonight". Seriously y'all, if you can, make it out to Vegas before they take it away from us. Cuz with the way Babylon movin, they gonna take it away the minute they get a chance.

Rihanna was out in Vegas over the weekend, wearing Lil kim stars to cover her nip’s, getting cozy with another member of the R.O.C., and even chit chatting with Jamie Foxx. Sweeeeeeeet!

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