Young NYC 6'6" phenom, Lance Stephenson of the famed Lincoln basketball program, has just plead guilty to groping a 17 year old-girl. Stephenson, who held his own with NBA ballers such as OJ Mayo and Brandon Jennings at the tender age of 14, is attempting to avoid a potential 6 month jail sentence by accepting a plea deal.

These times come very few and far between, but is it ever cool to be broke? A teenage grope out on Coney Isle could get you a maximum sentence of a slap and an a$$-whuppin, but 6 months jail time? A$$-whuppins come splendid round BK, so u might as well get sumthin out of it, but I sure as hell ain't tryna get groped my damn self 4 six months. Advantage po'boy.