Oh yea!!! You know he wants to cradle that ass. Be a #$%&ing patriot and lets take a sip for Obama!!!

This, this is the exactly the type of change I voted for. An especially honorable mention to President Sarkozy of France, whose skills as a wingman look to be top notch. Sarkozy, you think we could declare eminent domain on that onion??? Anyways, looks like the French are in good hands too.

Now forget about would you beat, there'll be plenty of time for that. The question here is, "Would He Beat?"