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MAN V WINDOW

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Chris Tucker ows the tax man 3 mil.

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Oh dear. Looks like another ones in trouble. Funny man Chris Tucker is pimping backward!



According to the Detroit News, Chris had a lien filed against him in the amount of $3,594,409 on June 24 totaling up to a whopping four years worth of unpaid taxes. D*mn Chris, you got to be a dumb muthafu*ka to not pay your taxes for four years man!

LOOKS LIKE ITS GETTING STICKY FOR CONRAD MURRAY

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PO PO is ready to search Murray's house. You know the shredder was on full blast for the last few weekends.

They’re searching Dr. Murray’s residence and office… They’re executing a search warrant. They’re continuing to look for records
and other aspects of the investigation. They’re just looking for any information they need to help [in the investigation].

THE QUESTION IS WOULD YOU BEAT?

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The good people at bossip ask us the american people "Are You Feeling This Steez"
Now its clear that im in full support of this outfit. But i gotta ask you the question: Would You Beat?

KATT WILLIAMS HAS FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY (SAY WHAT)

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According to Humor mill Magazine Katt's in a little trouble:

In the long list of controversies surrounding Katt Williams, it looks like this following news might be a serious set back; we just discovered from several sources that comedian and actor Williams has filed for bankruptcy.

This is just some of the latest news that has developed from his camp. In the last 12 months Katt has made the news several times.

On Wednesday, November 5, 2008, he failed to appear as a scheduled guest on NBC's Late Night with Conan O'Brien. This was the first time this had happened on the show since its debut in 1993.

During the early morning of Thursday, November 6, 2008, Williams was arrested on weapons charges in midtown Manhattan after police say they pulled him over for driving a car without license plates. He was released on bail later that day in time for his show at Carnegie Hall.

The following day, at Williams' appearance at the Trump Taj Mahal in Atlantic City, New Jersey on Nov. 7, Katt announced that he would make his final stand up performance on December 31, 2008, citing wear and tear on the road, the need to keep his family together, and a desire to help young up-and-coming comedy acts get their start.

On December 31, 2008, while performing at a New Year's Eve show in Detroit, Katt Williams began to insult Steve Harvey (The Original Kings of Comedy) for calling himself an original king of comedy. Katt stated that Richard Pryor and Bill Cosby are the only original kings of comedy. He went on to say, "How can you be the original if you were not the first?"

Over the New Year weekend, Katt was slapped by a man at a club in Detroit while attempting to perform a freestyle. Katt claimed the altercation was over some jewels he was wearing.

Over the past several years, Katt Williams has been involved in several tours that have grossed over $50 million dollars and several months ago Katt turned down an offer from Comedy Central for over $50 million, not to mention his official retirement from doing stand up over the Christmas holidays.

Wow another one bites the dust!!

FREE DOWNLOAD NEW DRAKE SINGLE "UPTOWN" FT LIL WAYNE AND BUN B

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REMEMBER THIS: DONT EVER CALL ME AN UNCLE TOM

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This Week in Kemp's Corner.... We Honor Antonio Cromartie with the "Rain-Man" Award






He is the first and foremost, he is the alpha and the omega, ladies and gentleman, he is: Shawn Kemp. The most explosive dunker of our lifetime, six-time NBA All-Star and FIBA gold medalist, Shawn Kemp is the Rain(aka Reign) Man. He made it rain on the NBA hardwood for 14 seasons, but he made rain off the court from the hardwood at least nine times with seven different mommies, making him one of the most prolific scorers off the court in the modern era.


Shawn, we salute you, and here at Kemp's corner, we seek to identify and honor those brave young heroes who seek to honor your hallowed tradition.




Today we recognize Antonio Cromartie, starting cornerback for the San Diego Chargers. Antonio is widely recognized as one of the league's most talented young corners, but suffered an off year during the 2008 season. Why? Well apparently, Antonio had other things on the brain, as he was just a little distracted:

"Last year my head wasn't in there," Cromartie said. "I was dealing with my kids and their moms. It had my mind somewhere else." Cromartie has been named in at least five paternity suits in the past two years. He acknowledged it hasn't always been so, but he is trying to take care of them financially. "It took me awhile to man up and say, 'I gotta do what I'm supposed to do,'and accept my responsibilities," said Cromartie, who is not married or engaged to any of the mothers. "I can't point a finger at anybody else. I made a lot of bad decisions my first and second year in the league. I point a finger at myself." There are a lot of directions to be pulled when you have seven kids living in five states.

This could explain why Antonio played the entire 2008 season with a broken hip, despite warnings from his agent, and even against the advice of Deion Sanders, his idol and mentor. Cuz love comes and goes, but those child support payments? Child support don't go NOwhere.

We salute you Mr. Cromartie, you are this month's Rain Man. So whip out that stack and make it rain on them baby mommas Mr. Cromartie, and go earn like you've never earned before.




Lottery Ticket Ganked?? NBA Baller Bails on His Wedding!

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Oh dear. Ladies, take a minute to imagine being told that you will never have to work for the rest of your life. Imagine being told that every shoe that you ever lay eyes on for the rest of your life now belongs to you. Every jewel, every whip, every crib, all that isht...is yours. No one can say a word to your face, and everyone who has ever hated on you, laughed at you, or turned their nose up at you will now be forced to drink a tall glass of your fresh urine, chilled on frozen cubes of your sweat. When EVER they see you. Forever.

PSYCHE!!!!!!!!!

Alright, now we don't know how, or why, but apparently, a potential savior has abruptly cast off his chains only to return to the dark side. Richard Jefferson of the San Antonio Spurs, apparently decided to allow his financial independence to live to see another day, calling off a $2 million wedding scheduled to be held at the Mandarin Oriental in New York City. Jefferson was expected to marry Kesha Ni'Cole Nichols, in front of family and friends, and a number of guests showed up to the wedding, unaware that Jefferson had already decided not to suit up.

Ladies, where have all the good black cards gone??? Couldn't he at least wait for the divorce to leave?? I gotta tell you, some men are just so @#$%ing selfish.

Congratulations Mr. Jefferson, you are a slippery one(no ####). You may have escaped sukka4luvism for now, but it will be back. And we will be waiting.

WHITNEY HOUSTON LOOKING LESS CRACKISH FOR HER ALBUM

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PASTOR WILEY DRAKE SAYS HE IS PRAYING FOR OBAMA TO DIE (SAY WHAT???) HEAR FOR YOURSELF

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In a radio interview with Alan Colmes rev. Drake explains that he prays for Obama's death and that God tells him to pray for Gods death. Wow.





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1979 JAMAICA WEED SMUGGLING PLOT GENUIS. A MUST SEE

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Smokey Robinson? China White? Ok ok i know that was corney but i love this video. Watch and let me know if you support that.

NEW REDMAN AND METHOD MAN VIDEO YOU SUPPORT THAT???

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This one grew on me a little. But the question is do you support that?

FORMER MLB PLAYER MATT BUSH CRYING WHILE GETTING ARRESTED

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SUN TZU SAYS
Always be aware of ones surroundings. And never, ever cry like a bitch in front of modern day T.V. camera.

Murdered by His Suga Dumpling??

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They tried to tole you. Never turn a h#$ into a housewife. But it is now suspected that Arturo Gatti's wife is his murderer. Police suspect that 23 year old Amanda Rodrigues, wife of Arturo Gatti, is in fact the murderer of the late 37 year old boxing legend. Brazilian authorities report that Rodrigues may have strangled Gatti in his sleep with the strap of her purse, and may have even stabbed him the back of the head with a small knife(Oh dear). While these allegations are only allegations at this time, police state that Gatti's wife is their "only suspect."

Gatti, who will forever be remembered as a beast in the ring, was allegedly also a beast in the strip club, and met shorty when she was just a fresh booty-popper. Now while warned by everyone around him that he was making a serious mistake with this relationship, apparently Gatti just could not relinquish the challenge of trying to tame society's wildest and most unpredictable creature: the drop dead skrippa.

Now while I really wish y'all fools would share your sukkaluv exploits, I know you won't, cuz you all think you're IceBerg Slim. But be honest, have any of you pimps(in training) ever tried to tame the savage beast known as the stripper? Hmnn? Any wins out there? Losses?

IS THERE SUCH A THING AS TO MUCH ASS???

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Well you be the judge. Do you suport that?

This is how you play off a trip

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learn from a veteran!!!


Gun battle in front of "Wire" actor Jamie Hector’s house

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According to the Daily News 50 bullets where fired in front of the house of Jamie Hector(better know as Marlon Stanfield house.

A made-for-tv gun battle erupted outside a Brooklyn baby shower for the wife of a star of the HBO crime series "The Wire" Sunday, killing one teen and wounding two men, cops said.

Gunmen unloaded nearly 50 bullets outside the party for the wife of actor Jamie Hector - who played violent druglord Marlo Stanfield on the hit series - then tried to finish off one of the wounded men outside a hospital.

"What a gun battle," a police source told the Daily News. "They have been watching too much TV."

Police and paramedics raced to E. 93rd St. in East Flatbush about 1:20 a.m.

Cops found evidence of a running gun battle with at least 46 shell casings dotting about half the block beginning at Avenue B.

Two guns were recovered, but no suspects were arrested after the violence that spilled out from the party.

Linton Williams, 17, of Brooklyn, died at the scene.

As the smoke cleared, someone helped 32-year-old Andrew Filson into a car and raced him to Downstate Medical Center.

When the shooting victim got out of the car at the hospital, another vehicle rolled up and someone inside started firing.

Police sources said Filson was hit at least once at the hospital.

Emergency workers put him into an ambulance and rushed him to Kings County Hospital, a trauma center where he was listed in critical condition yesterday.

Walter Parker, 22, was shot in the leg outside the party. He flagged down an ambulance and was taken to Brookdale University Hospital, where he was in stable condition.

Hector, a Brooklyn native who has also starred in TV shows "Heroes," "Jericho" and "The Game," was said to be at the baby shower for some time.

It was unclear whether the actor was still there when the bullets started flying - or why the gunmen targeted the three victims. Hector's spokesman didn't respond to calls for comment.

Margaret Joseph, who lives near where the shooting started, said she had gone to sleep about 1 a.m., but was awakened by the gunshots.

"I jump out of bed and I hear, 'Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop,'" she said.

Another neighbor, who was also in bed when she heard the shots, said, "I was so scared. I rolled out of bed onto the ground to protect myself. Bullets penetrate windows, you know."

Lisa Bruce, 35, who lives on the corner of E. 94th St. and Avenue B, said she was watching a movie at 1:30 a.m. when she heard gunshots "exploding like firecrackers."

She peered out of her window and saw a bloodied victim hiding in the bushes.

"He was shouting, trying to tell somebody that he needed help," she said.

"Then the ambulance came, and the man limped out of the bushes and said, 'I'm shot, I'm shot,' and pointed to his leg."

"Then they took him away," she said.

The Honeymoon's Over: Are U Ready for a Fresh Slice of Life?

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Before:

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Okay Playboy. So by whatever devices, you have somehow scored yourself a Free, and you are King Coochie Cutter. With a Free on your arm, you now possess all the benefits and privileges of securing yourself a freshly glazed ham. You grin from ear to ear proudly as you trail behind her in her Meagan Good pants, you grin from ear to ear whenever you reach into your pocket for your house keys, and everyone in the neighborhood, men and women, want to whup your grinnin a$ for shinin on 'em wit sumthin so hott. Oh yeah, Free likes it when you rub her butt too. Life is sweet.

But some of us here at wedontgiveawhat.com know the 'enhancements' that commitment can add to the love of your life. The security of your unconditional love, all those dinners and ice cream, and your general sukka4luvness has added so much 'more' to your relationship.

Now the snitches over at bossip managed to catch Free slippin, but we're still gonna give Free a pass because she likes it when you rub her butt. Free was clearly in the club, and I'm figuring that the erosion of facepaint combined with enough shots of Patron are enough to knock off a few points off any girl. Yeah.

But this does beg the question, what happens to you when your shorty starts fallin off? You can't stop the rain from falling, but before all you saviors get all sukka4luv on us, think about what would happen if you suddenly started losing all your cake and she was sitting down discussing the issue with her girls. Please believe that your floppage would be placed under full review as well.

Anyways, be honest with us, what do you do? Tuff it out? Talk it out? Jumpoff? All three? We already know the answer, but we also know that you think that you do. So go ahead and enlighten us.