We wouldn't, but Cujo would. How do we know? Cujo actually speaks to us. In our sleep mostly, but sometimes he visits when we do stupid isht, like mixing our hennessey with sugary sodas and things of the sort. Anyways....apparently Cujo happens to be a rather passionate fellow, and he just doesn't like diluting the flavor of fresh nanni. Says he needs to "fly free," or whatever that means. Also claims the Goldies are a little too tight for his taste(he is a thoroughbred), but that's certainly neither here nor there.

In any case, it goes without saying that we ALL need to strap up ALL the time. You think Cujo looks like that on accident? But here at wedontgiveawhat.com, we know that some of our readers are even more thorough than we are. So we have to ask, given the provided nanni below, would you commit the unthinkable?